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every time my bf says "for the time being" i respond with "for the time bean" and then we say "all hail the time bean" and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
I am a firm believer that the BBC Merlin fandom will never die, therefore neither will the institution of BBC Merlin. There are still accounts on tumblr talking about it, making content for it. And now there are tiktok accounts talking about and making content for it.
There will come a time, when the world is finally ready, when someone will pick it up again. It won't be a sixth season, though. It will be a new series, of Merlin in the modern world, looking for Arthur, or whatever version of Arthur this world could give him. And, if the stars are aligned, if the gods are content, if the moon allows, it will be gay. Hopefully.
Arthur is the guy that is adamantly opposed to getting a cat but once they have it, he walks around with it riding on his shoulder.
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Anakin in ROTS: Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support, but unfortunately it was for nothing!
Today the 4yo walked up to a couple of teens at the playground and said, “I know lots of ways to relax, do you want to know about one?” and they said yes so she lead them through a simple yoga session.